STOP IT!!!!

While the death of Michael Jackson is a tragedy for his fans and family let’s remember who he was. A very talented child and young adult who got pretty freaky as he got older. I just heard him compared to MOZART for Christ’s sake. The man hit his peak at 10, after that it was a long slow decline. Yes he was talented, but no he wasn’t Mozart, and no, he wasn’t bigger than The Beatles, and no he wasn’t bigger than Elvis. Tragically, his offstage life by far overshadowed his talent. Death and hyperbole go together I guess.

are you kidding me #2

 OK, we live and work in NASCAR country, and we see firsthand the passion NASCAR fans have for their sport. And yes, NASCAR is not as interesting to me since Dale Earnhardt died in the Daytona 500. But damn, I’m not from here and I just don’t get this!!!

If you knew this guy wouldn’t you have made him keep going once he carved the 3 into his back hair, thinking he was just kidding? And ladies, if you were his wife or girlfriend would you really have let him out of the house? Or once he was out of the house, let him take his shirt off? And if you’re the person or people sitting BEHIND this guy wouldn’t you feel compelled to make him put his shirt back on, or try and move your seat, or throw up, or leave?

So holytaco.com is running a caption this photo contest for NASCAR fans, you can play here.